Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Lo mein
Grunch
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Moo
Pussydawg
voidfucker
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
My cat Chili could relate.
Siri or Heygoogle
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
I thought the title said band name and was so confused
The name that you chose - the cat doesn’t care anyway.
Meowzer’); DROP TABLE Cats;–
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, “Where’s My Pussy!” and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
That was my first thought too…
Schrödinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
Haha, I hope it was a drooler!
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she’s heiling kitler.