The trauma follows you.

I left the US years ago and people still look at me like I’m insane when I catch a cold and I don’t go to the doctor.

I drove 40 minutes to the hospital once after an injury, and people thought I was insane for not calling an ambulance.

If I were a robot, we’re talking this level of design competence.

In that guy’s defense, you as a user have EVERY right to be pissed if your machine thrashes so badly that your system stops responding in an era of 32 Gb of RAM and 8 core CPUs.

Because fixing the PROBLEMS means the people in charge lose money to build functional, supportive social structures.

Much easier to throw victims in jail and monetize their “treatment” by privatizing poor people’s tax dollars.

This? Right here?

Is what human interaction is SUPPOSED to be like.

Young people have no idea what it used to smell like. For a decade everything reeked of smoke and hairspray.

It’ll reduce your max HP if you touch him though.

HeLa is extremely interesting, but still requires humans to cultivate her cells.

Canine transmissible venereal tumor however, is an immortal, contagious dog tumor from a dog thousands of years ago that evolved into its own lifeform - a sexually transmitted parasitic cancer - that has continued to this day to spread from host to host. Yet, genetically, it is still “dog”.

Anyway, this is my answer when the job interviewer asks me about long-term goals.

So much for her half-assed redemption arc.

Good. If anybody knows quality, it’s Microsoft.

/S

Conservatives: “See??? Why on EARTH should we invest in rail now when it’s just going to be broken up by continental drift in 200 million years? It’s woke liberal tax and spend waste!”

Seems ridiculously low. Someone needs cash fast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R11SC3Pb-s

Is this a time traveling article from like, 2 years ago?

“If you google Chicxulub (the dinosaur killing space rock), the AI summary burns a gallon of gas, contributing to making the planet uninhabitable, helping to create your very own mass extinction event”

*grandpa

… Go on…

Yeah. The vast majority of these guys have WAY more integrity than Trump. Trump is more of a cartoon villain than LITERAL cartoon villains.