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AsterixTheGoth@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Guess how my day started

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Guess how my day started

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AsterixTheGoth@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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      That’s a plungin’

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    That’s not how this meme template works.

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      Ironically, you could use the meme template to say that somehow

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    Three bathrooms, three plungers. Never be caught without one.

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      Toss in some bidets, a squatty potty and baby you got a stew going.

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        We have a bidet on every toilet, but not a squatty potty. We tried one at our last place, but it quickly got really gross.

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    Untrue. I grew up on the Super Mario Brothers Super Show.

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    The miracle of the poop knife. Always be ready.

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    Sometimes I think about those cartoon scenes where a character has a plunger stuck in their face. That’s technically more than 0%.

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    Or it breaks when guests are already on the way. Then you think for the rest of your life.

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    You have clearly never played cosmo

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      Nor watched Doctor Who

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    The figure is somewhere above 0%, but certainly not zero. For example, haven’t you seen the crap blaster 9000 infomercial at 2AM on a Tuesday? You connect that bad boy to a fire hydrant (vendor liability disclaimed), pull the turbo-diesel engine rip cord, and wear a full body bio-hazard suit with air supply (suggested). Not for use with some sets. Batteries not included.

    Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.

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      Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.

      Just like your toilet

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    Hot water an dish soap works miracles on all kinds of clogs btw.

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    Until you saw this post

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    Not true! Mine’s exceptionally ugly, so I think “I really need to replace it” the instant I walk in.

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      I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…

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    If you play close attention to the "power’ of your toilets flush… you’ll notice when it’s getting close to a clog. That flush will make you second guess something isn’t right. And if your neglect it, you will sooner or later realize it was in fact on its way to clog.

    The life of a homeowner. Many of you have NO idea the amount of chit you need to learn and pay attention to on a daily basis to make sure your home is well maintained. Adulting fkin sucks.

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    I think about them when I check into a hotel because I’ve had to make that call a time or two.

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