My War by Black Flag.

“I must hear this album that singlehandedly inspired entire swathes of the punk and later grunge movements!”

It’s bad. No, not unlikeable, but it’s an album full of songs that you and your friends could probably come up with after a single night of drinking in a shitty basement. There isn’t anything that screams genius or promise or talent.

I’ve listened to it a few times and I just don’t get what our early grunge ancestors were vibing to all those millennia ago.

As far as I’m concerned, there is literally one song in Animals and that one song kicks all other Pink Floyd songs out of the water

Athena sprung out of Zeus’s head like a bad splitting headache. So, uh, the world is either gonna get a lot more wise or a lot more violent

10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 year olds are NOT welcome!

If nails were standardised then yeah all this would be overkill. But new nails and heck, wood types are coming out all the time, and you definitely can’t build a spice rack with the wrong tools.

“The game? What game? Admire the sheer beauty of this bold and majestic man.”

Oh, interesting!

Alright you lost me here

If you really want to experience time, stare at an analog clock without a seconds hand, for 5 excruciating minutes.

A washing machine minute is 20 normal minutes

My HP is genuinely a creepy laptop. In the BIOS is a an “HP remote setting” as well as 3 other remote modes all at the bios level asking to join my wifi, again, at the BIOS level.

I work from my home laptop. I have a small offline private network between my work laptop and home laptop that I send ansible jobs to (since the work laptop is a powerful machine), but that work laptop does not touch the internet.

“You don’t need to be smart, you just need to be useful.”

I live by this creed everyday and it’s served me well. I don’t count myself as smart, but I do have some skills that others dont and vice versa and that’s enough to get stuff done

I wanna take you to a gay bar

You gotta admire the creativity and craftsmanship

Did the dead lizard have a green afro?

My Adventures with Superman vibes, though from a LL perspective

Genuinely. Is crack what the upper classes do, or is that coke?

*laughs magnanimously*
That’s what we want you to, uh, think!

*scuttles out the shadows*
You think your comics are safe from us? Follow the money and you will see that your comic writers have been inflitrated by Russian and Chinese oligarchs to promote subliminal messages through the confusing use of, uh *checks notes*, hats and cigars… which we all know are symbols of the, uh, struggle for freedom under oppression of capitalism. Yeaah.
*crawls back into shadows*

Did you swap it anything? My dad switched to eating peanuts