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tetris11@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 21 days ago

What task would you excel in if you lived in the Stone Age?

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What task would you excel in if you lived in the Stone Age?

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tetris11@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 21 days ago
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  • tupcakes@midwest.social
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    I’d be the best at powershell. Unfortunately I wouldn’t live very long.

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      I find the powershell method gives me hemorrhoids, I much prefer the gentler three shells method.

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    Storytelling & oral sex.

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      But not simultaneously.

      • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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        Once upon a slurp slurp slurp

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    I’d probably be something of a builder/ “engineer.”

    I’m not actually an engineer, but I have a knack for utilizing what I have around me or simple enough objects to serve other goals. I suppose I’m what people used to call a Macgyver or “mechanically inclined.”

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      So, what would you “build”?

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        It depends on what was needed at the time, but probably things like tools and housing. Obviously considering the time we’re talking about it would be very “primitive” lol

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    With or without my current knowledge?

    Because I’m pretty sure I could smelt Iron with what I know, and a year or two of experimentation. So the answer would be “ending the stone age”.

    Without? I dunno, maybe building traps and snares.

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      I don’t even know what smelting meant means. Can we be cave-friends? I’m good at sharpening knives.

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    deleted by creator

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    I would invent God so others would do all the hunting and gathering for me while I partied in the cave basement drawing on the walls.

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    I’m pretty good at thinking outside the box and innovating, so I’d probably just die.

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    Either making elaborate traps and contraptions out of sticks and stones.

    Or brain surgery.

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      Hey, maybe you’ll be the most successful neolithic brain surgeon and only kill half your patients

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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      You’d be the shaman putting holes into heads to cure headaches

    • Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al
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      It could go either way

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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    Dying

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      The only correct answer.

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    Just by knowing how to wash my hands, medicine. Up until 20th century.

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    I wouldn’t survive long with my poor eyesight. Maybe I’d create tools or something. Love tinkering.

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      This, anyone with strong glasses would be disabled in the stone age, lol. Needed some surgery before? You’d be dead. Ever broke a bone? Likely dead.

      I went through my whole (living) family tree once and I’m pretty sure none of us would have survived, including me.

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        Yeah loooooots of people wouldn’t survive

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    making fire.

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      You good at making fires in the present?

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        am i an expert ? no.

        am I pretty good at it. I’d say yes. what i haven’t done I have seen done enough times I should be able to get it to work.

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    Hog cranking

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    Wanking

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    Hoarder. Of things that might conceivably be used one day.

    You need weird rock? I got weird rock.

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