What if my teeth were speakers and they Bluetoothed the TV audio into my mouth? If you get rich off this billion dollar idea, please let me live in your basement. No pressure.

Suddenly poly

The working class loses every war until we win the class war.

When bootlicking just doesn’t scratch the itch anymore…

Politicians please.

And landlords and the entire finance industry.

I would hesitate telling people 1.2 is “about to come out”. I think its a year+ away last time I checked.

The overall purpose of religion is to propagate itself like a mind virus. Institutional velocity.

I wouldn’t care at all if these people were able to keep their delusions to themselves. As a whole, past and present, these people have proven themselves incapable of doing so.

Paradox of tolerance.

Which god?

The world is so vast and complicated, you just cant comprehend what good things your representatives are trying to do for you with your simple, tired, working class, simple brain.

Its hard work running a government, not that you would ever know because youre not in the big club. That’s why good things are hard to accomplish.

Your government loves you so much its worked its butt off towards this common goal with other nation states across the world simultaneously. Why arent you grateful?

Now go on back to your increasingly more expensive apartment, you got to get a lot to do before you get to your shift at your 3rd part time job. Oh and the retirement age went up again. Youre welcome.

Piece.

Peace…

Higher education deserves this for their part in bringing back indentured servitude.

John Brown

Perfectly normal reaction to slavery. The sickest among us are well adjusted to this unjust world. Like a gambling addict who always wins. Until they dont…

Anything else on your wish list? Just curious.

No.

No.

Elections were meant to be bloodless revolution. What about “You are forced to vote for someone who doesn’t represent you” screams bloodless revolution?

Usually this is where I would make a long winded comment about replacing First-past-the-post voting with a voting system that allows more then two parties to exist without a spoiler effect… but that time has long since passed us by.

Democrats refused to implement the change Obama promised, Republicans eventually won. GG no RE. Good luck out there yall.

Me: stays in basement

The problem with your question is that you believe you have woken up.

Im not meant to harbor hatred in my heart, but here we are living in the hater multiverse. When in Rome…

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Hey dude you are totally free to vote for your two pre selected choices. No you dont get a 3rd one, even if there are voting systems that would allow many more without a spoiler effect.

“VOTE FOR MY CANDIDATE OR ELSE!” Is not democracy. Its a hostage situation.