

Your rights will be dissolved and you will get nothing in return. The scam calls must never cease.


Your rights will be dissolved and you will get nothing in return. The scam calls must never cease.

You smooshed your kids who have been shrunk by yet another zany invention of your creation. Your punishment is to forever wonder what happened to your loved ones that fateful evening.


Making love is beautiful. Don’t let the haters make you think otherwise.


I am working on my mental health and my only tool is a hammer. Should I just do nothing instead? Sure would love doing nothing, I got a lot of doubles to work this week.


If only I could escape this planet and leave you all to your desire to dominate every single person you see


Liberals let republicans set the bar because they have no other way to look good. Democrats couldn’t pass up one more opportunity to run against Trump and decided to slow walk his prosecution.
“Now they’ll have to vote for us, or we will punish them with Trump again!”

That’s what big Outside wants you to think.


Nation states are the worst religions on planet earth.
My landlord and boss cant force me to live forever. Only 60 more years of my shift left on earth.

I like your answer the best


I’ve got other versions of this same meme if this one isnt to your liking
Trump is only talking about himself (again). In his mind he believes he is the entire world.
He wants things to be chill for himself in his twilight years. Something he is incapable of, even if he hadn’t already made that impossible.


Housing. What a luxury!


These imaginary rules dont matter. Let them go. Free yourselves. Stop forcing this way of life you dont even follow yourself upon us.


I will live until I am assassinated by a drone the size of an African Swallow laden with explosives. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
What if my teeth were speakers and they Bluetoothed the TV audio into my mouth? If you get rich off this billion dollar idea, please let me live in your basement. No pressure.


Suddenly poly


The working class loses every war until we win the class war.
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