• shameless@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    My boss cheated on his wife with his massage therapist.

    It blew up his whole life and now one of his kids doesn’t talk to him and he is rebuilding a relationship with the other child. He also now owns and runs a restaurant outside of his regular job which he runs with said massage therapist. He wasn’t happy in his marriage before but he certainly isn’t happy now either.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlOP
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      15 hours ago

      I will live until I am assassinated by a drone the size of an African Swallow laden with explosives. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    my guess is they are drawn to anything that isn’t the life society told them to live, they didn’t even want to be someone’s dad. generic hot woman in your area (horny) sounds appealing AND something society approves of? what could go wrong? sounds like a win-win situation in this sea of choices surprisingly lacking in win-win situations, and that’s exactly what i needed right now for a change.

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    2 days ago

    I would make an image with three eyes to lure people in. Email and text scams deliberately put obvious mistakes in the text, to weed out anyone but the desperate and uncritical.

    I wouldn’t get many responses that were not making fun of it; but anyone seriously interested…