The printer broke. They keep calling Walmart but the printers are on back order from China.

lol that was good

I went back before the enshitification of the internet and made a joke about how if people don’t care about quality and ease of use (shown by what they buy) then why sell quality?

It was meant as a joke. The wrong person heard it.

My bad. 😞

Then go near a playground in a beat up van yelling “free candy”

How is it a gamble if I already know the answer? That’s not gambling. That’s going and picking up the winning ticket. trying to see how this is a bad thing for anybody. I mean, other than the person who won on the next round.

I’d go to this date and buy this ticket. I’d buy this ticket because there was no winner and next week was a 1.8 billion dollar winner

Thank you

Can somebody please translate all of that for me?

Holy shit, that was awesome to read. Warped, and twisted …well played man.

In a word, yes

Since this is shittyask:

First ask him in a date. If at first you don’t succeed, offer your wife as a tribute.

It’s not hard to kill. The only hard part is choosing the method. So many options so little time.

The people who down voted you don’t really understand how world history has played out. You are absolutely correct if the US fails you’ll just have somebody else.

No one thing. It’s multiple

Honesty, respect, kindness, having similar interests

I’d say no. Because that is basically anime. But op sets the rules.

Video games. Very easy choice. A good mmo will take you multiple years to get a fair amount done. Tons of entertainment for the money. Plus you can chat with others in the game.

Do something worse right away. then you won’t worry about the original act.

If the app or website is built well. Basically never.

If the developer was doing lines or crack while creating the interface that there’s a good chance I’ll misclick.

These days more then I’d like I misclick

Because they love trump and when trump no longer liked Elon the lefties had no choice but to follow trump.

Thank you for a solid response. You understood my comment perfectly