Things like… if you are a male and just got your hair cut by your hairdresser and there were no more clients for the rest of the day and she said to follow you into the back and you proceed to make passionate love, all your freshly trimmed hair would be falling on both your genitals like dandruff. Your member would end up being a prickly cactus of hair. Her sweaty back would turn into a shitty chia pet when you first start it from seed.