Have you cleaned out your drain?

It’s worth now. The release version was already worth the price, and it’s only gotten better since then.

No thanks, I’ll keep using my coat hangers

Shipping costs.

This is one of them. It’s probably the best channel because he posts videos about how he trains the kestrals and also videos about other birds and rehabbing them.

My favorite tiny little murder birb!

There’s at least one falconer on YouTube who gets hired to reduce starling populations (which is sad because I love the laser birds too but they’re invasive) and he literally drive-bys them by yeeting a kestrel out the window of the moving car. It’s incredible to watch.

The housing market to crash.

Tesla. Gotta know about the death ray.

Who needs machinery when you have this bad boy?

One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she’s heiling kitler.

I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.

Just don’t get a Kia period. They’re notorious for being stolen because their security is shit.

So the only winning move is not to play? Caught you, game theorist.

UHF, obviously https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54

“Now this is happening”

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“When we shine ze light on it…”

Spiny banana.

That’s only if you consider Russia an adversary, and I have bad news regarding Trump on that front…