Cruxifux@feddit.nltoGaming@lemmy.ml•Nintendo Forcing Garry's Mod To Delete 20 Years' Worth Of Content
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5 months agoYarr me hearty
Yarr me hearty
Time to start pirating Nintendo games again
The “middle class” is a myth man.
You know, it always makes me laugh when I see restaurant owners or similar bosses try to say they can’t find people because nobody wants to work.
Damn bro, nobody wants to work as hard as a concrete guy for minimum wage.
I am masturbating to phone porn
Friend text me “OJ is dead”
I climax to the news of OJ’s death
Am sorry OJ was accident
I’ll tell you exactly why this is for me, at least. When you’re exploring a New Romantic option and that person isn’t totally sure if they are into you or not, you can say one wrong stupid thing and ruin your chances of getting with that person. Also with a crush, who usually you don’t know super well, you don’t know what things might be the wrong things to say to that person.
This is why the “don’t talk ask questions” strategy works so well for flirting. It makes you seem interested in them (and you should be) and also prevents you from fucking the whole thing up with your big stupid mouth that meant to tell a funny joke but it accidentally came out racist or some shit.