Of all the things I could do, I actually do almost none of them, simply because I don’t want to, and this is one of those things.
My ex took my axe, and she lives all the way in Texas.
New axes are being made and shipped to your local hardware or home & garden store daily
I’m lazy and chopping it down would take effort. And then what am I going to do with a utility pole? You’re asking me to do labor and then think about my actions?
Firewood
It’s treated with some crazy bad chemicals that make burning it a high speed trip to cancer land.
This is shitty ask Lemmy.
I didn’t say don’t do it. Just clarifying what the ride is.
Can’t risk it effecting the WiFi.
I don’t need a dildo that large, especially with splinters…
I live in a society
They’re made of concrete where I live.
I’ve seen my neighbors Disaster Response Survival Manifesto. In fact this is also why I’m trying to stop global warming.
None of my extension cords are long enough.
My axe is better suited to chop off Epstein class heads.
They arent useful to construct guillotines.
