I am not a robot. I promise.
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4·3 days agoWe need to know what all that sticker says…
Umm, Lilly makes a good point.
Is it fair to ask where this ‘Lilly’ person lives/shops?
I like cooked chicken cheaper than raw chicken too…
AI Voice…
Thank you. That’ll be one burger please.
Would you like to leave a tip?
throws a McDonalds burger back at you, frozen solid as a rock…
Sir, this is a Wendy’s, and we’re about to close if you don’t start paying your burgers back…
-1, you now owe them a burger.
The greebles, always them damn greebles. RUN!!!
4·7 days agoFor reference, I’m now 43 years old.
Around 20 years ago, around age 23, I decided to keep my wallet in my right front pocket, 24/7, save for bathing and clothes changing. Yes I do sleep with my wallet in pocket, it never leaves my vicinity.
I keep my wallet where it can’t easily be stolen, right next to the family jewels ya know…
I hear ya, you’re basically right.
My thought process is more like people with a food stamp card will still have the card, but it’ll be useless without being reloaded with benefits funds.
Note that for once the orange shitstain actually did something to help in the meantime, not long after I made that meme, Turnip announced he’s approving the use of emergency funds around $5 billion for SNAP recipients, which is around half of what typically goes out to people, but hey it’s something at least, for now…
He probably only did that because even in his demented cranium, he’s gotta understand that his ratings will plummet through the floor if he doesn’t do something quick so even the poor and low income families can have a decent meal for Thanksgiving.
I dunno, I haven’t had food stamps in over 5 years. It’s hardly worth the waste of my time to only qualify for a lousy $27 a month, it costs more than that in gas to get back and forth to their office to comply with their work program requirements.
Edit: Update, I guess the orange turnip changed his mind… 🤷
It’s pure sarcasm, I might as well have titled it…
“Happy ThanksTaking!”
True, and I’ve seen food banks giving out entire frozen turkeys before, and yeah that’s a good thing.
The point of the meme is, here in the USA, they shut down the government, so the government isn’t here to feed the people on the country’s food day…
Oh phuck, so many ways to go with that one, where to start?..
“Have you subscribed to Black Friday yet?”
I didn’t even heat the yogurt, I just left it on top of my microwave for like a week while I went to work. Yeah I know, you’re supposed to heat the stuff up to like 160⁰F or something like that, but I basically just left it at ‘room’ temperature of around 90⁰F for like a week.
And yes it worked haha!
I made my own yogurt once, does that count?
No I’m not even joking, I literally made yogurt.
So, according to the diagram, the butthole of the eel is the positive electrode?
Or did I miss something here?
Butt which end is positive vs negative?
I need to know so I can recharge my battery…
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
It tastes better than roadkill, but not quite as good as fried bacon.
Hard to explain really, other than what it is, a combo mix of all those flavors. Try it for yourself if you want, unless you’re allergic to any of those ingredients… 🤷
That bug report seems about right from my experience, version 0.0.84
It’s apparently not the particular image itself though, as more comments accumulate, the glitch starts happening on a different image comment.