The part I hide in your mom

Not necessarily a proper answer, but…

Captain Ketamine is supposedly worth over $2 trillion…

That’s the formula for Brawndo, obviously

Right next to the Nulllands, obviously. But nobody has ever seen the Nulllands, so nobody knows whether it’s North, South, East, West, Above, or Below the Netherlands 🤷

I hope I’ve been able to help.

Gay? It’s Garlic damnit, get it right!

Which America?

Last I heard, there’s a North and South America…

The octopus has 9 brains, one central brain (donut shaped, around the esophagus), and one in each of the 8 arms.

Didn’t they already discover something very similar when they started putting dimples on golf balls?

I take (and regurgitate) multiple doses of internet slop every day.

Then I drink a dose or three of beer…

Hard to say, but good curious question…

Yep, been there, tried that. I used to work as a mobile device hardware tech for over a decade, though I didn’t exactly get the opportunity to experiment with every device that came across my bench ya know…

Now that’s a legit idea!

I don’t exactly have spare devices to experiment with, but that’s an awesome idea 👍

Nah, more thinking towards repurposing old devices with bad batteries for around the house permanently plugged in, without any battery at all.

Not every device absolutely has to be portable, but sadly in all my years of tech, so far (to my knowledge), have I ever run across a mobile device that’ll function without a battery :(

Common sense, I guess…

Stale Parsnip

The middle

Use saltwater, that’ll work instantly…

I’m a two footed driver, even in an automatic.

That doesn’t mean I push both gas and brake simultaneously, that just means I’m faster to react to driving situations as both feet are always on the ready.

In the event of a disaster where the power grid and/or data communication goes down, how the fuck you gonna buy groceries, or anything else for that matter? 🤔

You are not stupid. You are silly.

There’s a difference. Have a good day stupidcasey 👍