And the mosquitoes will pay for it

They recently made a horror movie based on that

I have a doctor’s appointment that day

Theoretically foreign invasion insurance wouldn’t cover domestic invasions ie, civil war. So we’d be protected against the Americans but not the Albertans

No, it means someone is about to invade Canada

I wouldn’t blame her

Lawnmower

The woman who invented Barbie got in trouble for that

It would be really awesome if she got arrested for starting an epic musical rally

Overthrow capitalism please

In 1999, Northwest Territories split and created Nunavut

Mark Kelly

Trump says the crisis was all fake

Hey, it’s the same backwards

What language is this?

NO?

Technically yes, it’s a plan, but not a good plan

We (and that includes non-americans like myself) had plenty of practice during the pandemic

Damn, guess I wished on a monkey paw

As the saying goes, everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is you make bad decisions