Storage isn’t unlimited. You gonna pay for it?

Nah, the baby on fire. The implication is that it set itself on fire.

I shoulda expected that.

If you know. You know.

What can I say. More time to poop on company time.

Perhaps placing your servers in the path of a particle beam wasn’t such a good idea after all.

Mathbf, cause we’re best friends.

You sure can with keyboard and mouse. Did that in the early days. Pretty sure I tossed that adapter though. Don’t have any ps/2 ports anymore.

This is not a good meme. No one is reading a wall of text.

It could actually be decent depending on how flavored it is. Candied bacon is a thing. However, if it’s a strong cinnamon and sugar flavor it’s gonna be ass. It’ll probably lean too hard on the dessert side though.

Ahh. That’s pretty funny.

The lettuce thing?

Depends on the place. Her house? Yea, that’s a lot more sad. Arcade, skatepark, etc? You’re good.

Does that change the ridiculousness in this statement?

Science rules!!!

For me, it’s just kidney stones. I usually get at least a couple a year. Could be worse though. Only last about a day.

I can get that as part of the build your own craving box for $6.

Crunchwrap, this, potatoes, and a drink for $6.

I’d like to see their faces when trying to read a binary clock.

Chili