It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone… I’m just really confused.
What’s even weirder is it used to be a spoon
A Vulcan 🖖
definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say “Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks” if he does it again call him a nerd
I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.
I’ve seen a dishwasher bend tines before. Mostly if they’re cheap, thin forks and you put them tines down in the dishwasher. Forks go tines up.
Don’t have a dishwasher.
It looks perfect for jamming into power outlets
a fidgety heroin addict off by 1
You should pick up the phone and call the professionals
do you have a child?
Asimic attraction.
Uri Geller?





