Literalist: The volume of the container is ~50% water.

Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

Nothing. I won’t stop voting, but I’m old, tired, poor, mentally ill, and have been looking forward to the sweet oblivion of death since I was a small child. What about the country or planet is happening to make the future look bright to anyone, much less me? At best it’s all just meaningless noise.

Have you tried weed?

That life would be better as an adult.

Rap.

Accept the fact that nothing matters, obviously.