Yeah North Dakota was nuts. Once it finally hit 40° F in May, people started wearing t-shirts.

No problem then. The ants will clean it up 😄

Damn she is too picky

Maybe you should’ve waited a week or two to serve those to her again, maybe twice in one day was too much for her pickiness

Okay but the question was: did you purchase it?

This. Is. Perfect.

LOL

Yeah and I dropped more shits yesterday than there are stars in the entire solar system.

Because I shit twice yesterday.

No it’s NOT all true. It begins true, like the first couple chapters, then it spirals into 100% creative fiction. Please do not trouble your brain & emotions over fiction.

We’ve got it all on UHF!

Hey all you modern-day meat eaters out there, raise your hand if you’ve ever actually killed an animal.

No one?

That’s what I thought.

I keep clicking this thumbnail because bright colorful fluffy animals.

I keep reading the text and not comprehending anything.

There’s a merchant I order products from, and the only way to get shipping tracking info is to install an invasive app that leeches all your Google information.

I think she’s hinting at looking for states that allow abortion.

She sounds like a badass. Go Claudia Go! 🎉

Hey you guys I just had an amazing thought, wouldn’t it be amazing if he just sort of accidentally dropped dead of natural causes or whatever so we could be relieved of all this nonsense? And Biden too…

seriously, imagine what a huge relief that would be.

of course politics would just replace them with some other yahoos up there but can we just move on already…

While I’m extremely envious of you, if I had the opportunity to choose one superpower, there are probably a million others I’d choose before that one haha

like a superpower that gives me exactly as much money as I need at any given moment anytime I need it.

Yes I swear both ends are blocked off until I look straight at it with both my eyes to unlock it.

I’m alone all the time. Just go to work, earn a paycheck, come home, do it all over again.

I don’t think they will. Fewer people would use it if they feel they have less anonymity while cyberstalking. FB walks a fine line between impinging on our privacy and giving people the illusion that they still have any privacy.

Hey now, I’m not an engineer So the first time I saw this a few weeks ago it kinda blew my mind and I really had to think it through. Please don’t shame people when they need to take a moment to think things through.

because the truck is self-propelled, and it can only go as fast as it takes itself. Therefore the magnet, which is attached to the truck, can only go as fast as the truck takes itself.