Amazing that Vulcans aren’t mentioned on this list. And on a more serious note: humanoids with green blood are apparently not that impossible!

Wasps are actually pretty useful in nature, in contrast to the parasitic life form knows as homo sapiens.

Troma is terrific. Also, did someone mention “Blood Sucking Freaks”? No? Good, no one should mention that.

Best way IMHO is copy all the files to another disk, double check and then format the partition into your favourite filesystem, and copy everything back. NTFS can be a bit of trouble.

SUPPLIES!

This could very well be, interesting hypothesis

This is to blame on solar panels. Modern ones are very black, i.e. a serious lack of light, creating a photonic imbalance that forces light upwards, where gravitational clustering creates an illusion of a burning spherical object.
If you are in doubt about this, check old photos- there’s no picture of the sun before the invention of solar panels. Same goes for paintings, although really old ones have a sort of symbolic sun-like object, which may be caused by the solar panels on visiting aliens’ starships (ref. Von Dänicken, 1968).

VBox could be nice, but Oracle is on a licensing hunt for people who install the extension pack on potentially work-related systems. Technically it is free for personal use, but is like explicitly inviting the vampire into your home - nothing might happen, but you wouldn’t know until the moment you have 2 tiny holes in your neck.

Woah, filling cavities with the help of a soldering iron. Nggggg no no no

For those in the unknowing state: https://existentialcomics.com/

“that’s what she said”

Oh man, the memories… it wasn’t so long after “Best of Both Worlds” aired for the first time, that the Bill Gates of Borg meme was going viral on BBSs and Usenet. Oh how we laughed… and cried, for it was funny but true.

Not always, I’m generally not a big fan of remakes/reboots. But give me new stories, give me black, brown, red, white, rainbow coloured, give me orange… No wait, scratch that last one, orange men can go right fuck themselves.

It’s so funny that this post was only a bit below this one: Google Wants To Start Tracking 300 Million iPhone Users Within 5 Years

Wank tanks an option?

The 18+ department will explode, and I’m not even joking.

Not AI! Please!
I swear, tomorrow I am finding AI in the goddamn toilet paper!

Fair, I’ll bite, “Numa what?”

You only have loopback addresses, that won’t work at all. Odd. Unless Ubuntu doesn’t use dhcp. You can try eg “sudo dhclient” or do a manual configuration in the range of your modem (eg ip 192.168.1.2, netmask /24 aka 255.255.255.0, gw 192.168.1.1, dns 9.9.9.9).
Vivek is (y)our friend: https://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/setting-up-an-network-interfaces-file/

Is your IP address 169.254.x.y by any chance? That would mean you can actually “see” the network but have no usable address (169.254.x.y is APIPA, you could say a fallback basically when no dhcp is available). Try “ip addr” on the commandline or “ifconfig” for us oldtimers