Because boobs- psychostick

The same people who make rules about age and costume are the same people that give out popcorn balls and candied apples.

There’s something wrong with you.

It’s also got some trick jaws, it’s not 100% from size alone. Like dunkleosteus, which had a novel jaw that amplified the force.

I don’t think that’s what they want to use it for. Disinformation is super easy. What they want to do is use bots to gather Intel on citizens.

1994 Pontiac sunbird. 2.0 liter iron duke had 80 hp when it was brand new. God knows what it was by 2001. Thankfully it had a manual transmission, but that thing REEEEAAAAAALLLY struggled on the smallest hills.

Honestly if I weren’t American, I would still keep up with American politics at the moment just for entertainment value, or to feel better about the situation im in. “Oof, America has it bad right now. Thank god I live in Sri Lanka!”

The thing is, WHO THE FUCK KEEPS MAKING MORE?!? like yeah, youre I to anime, great! JOIN ONE THAT ALREADY EXISTS! No need to divide it up into the most specific thing on the planet. Animecausualcannibalism.mi, catgirlswearinglobstercostumesmoe.world fucking STOP.

I once gave a speech on butterflies while stoned off my ass. Got really, REALLY fucking stoned, with a buddy cause I was pretty sure I didn’t have to go to that class that day. Checked the syllabus and turns out I had to go. We picked the subject of other people’s speech, and gave a 3 minute “speech” on butterflies, which I mostly just modified Mitch hedberg jokes to fit butterflies. Got the class laughing and got an A. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I mean, have you ever seen a pug? They’re fighting for air their entire life. Or chihuahua’s? Awful personality and bred out of usefulness.

Putting it in my underwear later…

When you have a godly sized dong but can’t use it because it’s attached to your Siamese twins’ huge dong.

Lmfao when I read this and I thought awww! A wholesome one!

Too true.

Well my good-faith arguments would be direct democracy (i.e. everyone votes on every change) or ranked choice, but that has its own problems. However, you didn’t say it has to be serious. So I suggest a system that locks a chimpanzee on LSD into a room with signs (options) and blinking lights. Chimp starts rolling and points to the blinky light he likes (or hates) either way, your government is operating far more efficiently than hairless apes doing something that is apparently too much work, and most are just as ill-informed as acid-chimp. I honestly think acid chimp accidentally gives you a better (albeit random) set of values than capitalism/democracy ever has.

Cum on my baby, cum on my honey, cum on my rag time gaaaaall.

Linkin Park and Papa Roach. 2 okISH bands with the worst singers in music history. Shit gives me headaches.

That too.

Al asada was one of the best places to be when I was in Iraq. Sadly I wasnt in al asad.