I’m currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it’d help if I had a competitive offer.
I work in the warehouse for Antifa Co. Hillary Clinton and Obama sign my checks!
Thanks Obama!
The penguin communist party.
Shit how can I be down?
Go to your local penguin communist party in antarctica and ask them about the human communism encouragement program.
I am funded by Antifa LLC and The Trans Agenda Corp.
Big Gay Tech
I’m actually funding the shadowy leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas
Marijuana
I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?
Thanks for all the fish
Thank the aquatic birds.
I missed cabal sign up day so I’m waiting for Soros to give me my orders.
The support of viewers like you
I’m funded my Big Small that is trying to sell more less
According to my government I’m the lackey of Soros, getting paid to make our kids gay and bring migrants into the country. It honestly starts to sound like a good deal, especially when I look at the paycheck I get at CPS
Still haven’t gotten my first check in the mail so when you figure out how to put in your information with them please tell me
I’m funded by Soros’ housemaid
I’m funded by Big Small, the lobbying group for those people who sell hand made crafts on the sidewalk.
no relation, presumably
china and russia, of course.
