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tetris11@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago

The Party is conducting house raids. You are an undesirable and have X days prep. Where do you hide?

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The Party is conducting house raids. You are an undesirable and have X days prep. Where do you hide?

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tetris11@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago
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  • Cowbee [he/they]@lemmy.ml
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    Certainly not discussing it online.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    I hate parties. I’ll be in my room.

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      Brilliant! By hiding in plain sight, they will search your piano and floorboards looking for you, only to never realise their mistake

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    What is ‘the party’ and why are they conducting house raids?

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      the party

      house raids

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        what

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    I’ve been worrying about this transpiring since 01/20

    I’m not sharing my plans online.

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    Gotta keep moving, then. Need a good information network, they can’t be everywhere at once, and there are more of us than them.

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    There is a reality show where retired law enforcement officers try to hunt you down and if you stay hidden for a month you win $250,000. Very informative. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunted_(American_TV_series)

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    Hi ICE!

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    deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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    Cleverly concealed at the front of a large crowd of my peers, with shields, guns, and a guillotine.

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    Hide?

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    mexico, and i’ll keep an watchful eye over any icepicks that happen to be nearby.

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    Under their beds.

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    I stick a maga sign in the yard and slap an ar-15 sticker on my jeep.

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