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Maybe this is the nuclear winter that will cancel out global warming

Lonely shark doot doo doo doot doo doo

The neighborhood I grew up in let kids walk to school but now parents pick their kids up in cars just across the street from the school instead of making them walk all the way home.

(Though some may be skirting residency requirements so I’m not too mad.)

Then again, back in my day they didn’t have padlocks on the fences.

I have watched children be bussed across a stroad rather than making it safe for kids to cross

I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

MOM! Phineas and Ferb helped the Ukrainians build an army of drones and smuggle them into Russia in mobile shacks!

You make this point like there’s any other option.

I would love to not have to vote for a Democrat.

But I have to, because we are all doomed.

I always said Israel has big “go back to where you came from” energy.

To paraphrase a Jewish friend from high school: The true victory over antisemitism will be when Jews can live anywhere without fear, not when there’s a place only for us.

Listen to the other folks, but also if you graduate in the fall semester you have way less competition for a job since most people graduate in the spring.

So you’ve got that going for you.

I imagine giant sloths as Ent-like, moving through the trees slowly, smelling this, eating that, not really worrying until there’s a weird little monkey with a stick with a rock on it.

Wow she really isn’t very good.

How were we so starved for something that we latched onto her baloney?

I’m gonna a need someone to do some monster math for how many fireflies I need to make a death ray

That America is the best and most free country in the world.

Your compensation is a giant storage system

Silly lemming, consequences are for poors!

And they have a British nanny and French maid.

Fucking Sikes-Picot

As someone who supports vaccines but opposes adulthood I’m torn on this

Yet more evidence that we don’t have a representative government.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on the planet. Not just to other species, but also to themselves.

If you care about others, get as far away from them as possible as you are the greatest risk to their lives.

The right has conspiracy hypotheses.

The left has conspiracy theories.