Billions and billions of THC molecules, winding their way within veins, passing through the violent pumping whirlpool of the heart, then thrust out with great force via the arteries and capillaries of the circulatory system, carried along by red blood cells, pushed upwards against the force of gravity, towards their final destination in the cerebral cortex, where they take one final step through the blood/brain threshold and into the roiling soupstuff of consciousness…
I’m terrible at impersonations. Suddenly Carl Sagan’s voice is coming out of my mouth.
…but you must first invent the universe
I was thinking the other day that Bob Vila should be in this pantheon, too.
Edit: And James Burke and Tim Hunkin and Rex Garrod
Norm Abraham too, his safety speil is etched into my brain
I was gonna be like, “remember when that Carl Sagan remix went viral a couple years ago?”
But apparently it was uploaded 14 years ago so I’ll just
🙍🧑🦳💀🪦
I thought this was weed memes for a second