androogee (they/she)

Aye, poppy

This is only a reenactment

The pelagic argosy sights land

Send this man to the store for milk, block his phone number, and let him lose himself to the road. I’m frustrated just hearing about him lmao.

Conversations don’t tend to spread.

Any datum that spreads from person to person.

Commonly known is not a part of any definition.

You’re confused about what a meme is!

Have a better informed day

I was gonna be like, “remember when that Carl Sagan remix went viral a couple years ago?”

But apparently it was uploaded 14 years ago so I’ll just

🙍🧑‍🦳💀🪦

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Prime Real Ass-Steak

If you want an actual example of a haughty, cackling asshole ignoring a woman’s expertise, this clip of Joe Rogan will make your blood boil

I think you swallow a frog?

Just leave it on in between so it’s technically a single use 👉😏

This mirror is so black

That’s probably why I do it too

It ain’t gonna sucker itself.

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Who thought hiring Yzma at NASA was a good idea?

Become alive. Eat until I literally dissolve into goo. Become alive again. Fuck. Die.

This lesser known movie came out 43 years ago

Just watch the first two scenes haha.

(Then watch the rest of the movie because Susan Tyrrell rules)