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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 7 months ago

ugh i wish

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 7 months ago
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    I bet the solution is so fast, it’s past your eyes before you know it.

    Edit: for anybody who is hearing impaired.

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      Sounds like something a guy named Louie would think of.

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        idk, seems like an idea that should be sent out to pasture.

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        Louie CK? Funny guy, weird shaped penis.

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      Hmm, a sign language pun. Interesting!

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Some relatively unknown French microbiologist is rolling in his grave right now.

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      Sanitation is being put out to Pasteur

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    Wonder if they tried heating the milk up to 63 degrees C for 30 mins before consumption?

    Maybe that would help.

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      Why would you say crazy, nonsense things like that?

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        Sorry, I am out of line.

        But I do think it could catch on.

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      Nah just add a little ivermectin and you’re good!

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        Just use bleach! It kills 99.9 percent of germs.

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          I’ve been injecting Oxy-Clean™ - my lungs never felt so fresh!

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    Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it’s good for the corn it’s good for you.

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      Don’t forget to sun your taint. I hear that cures all sorts of things

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        A sun-goatse of sorts.

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      A bit of roundup and horse paste, the MAGA cure-all.

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    Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave…

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      rolling curdling

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    Crazy how if it was any democrat saying drink raw milk s/he would likely be accused of a conspiracy in which he is trying to spread bird flu so they can have another pandemic and vaccine manufacturers make money out of it. But when a republican says it, s/he is probably celebrated for using the wisdom of our grand grand parents.

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    America, home of the brave and land of fucking around and finding out.

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    I’m told that if you mix in some bleach, it’ll “do a tremendous number” on the pathogens.

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    Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave, watching them raw milk drinkers.

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      You say that, but far as I know, Pasteur died and the raw milkies are still alive!!1!

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        Take that, past! We totally futured your ass!

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    Is this why Mister Brain Worms wants to sell raw milk? So bird flu spreads since worms hate birds

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    Hey, I live there and someone just posted on our local Facebook page asking where to get some raw milk. I’ll send them a link.

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    Slow pastuerization kills the same amount of microbes as flash… without killing all the flavor of the milk.

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      But it takes longer, so it’s not good for business

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        Killing your customers similarly tends to have detrimental effects on businesses.

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          Unless you provide pensions.

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    Maybe ingest it and then use UV light or inject bleach. I hear Ivermectin helps against everything.

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    ThE FlU Is JuSt A BaD CoLd! If BiRdS CaN TaKe It WhAtS yOuR PrObLeM sNoWfLaKeS?

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    Fuck, dude, it’s already in California? I was hoping it was at least somewhat contained to Canada but clearly I haven’t been keeping up with the news on the issue.

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