All fluids are super.

~Who’s a super fluid? That’s right, you are! Super fluid! Now sit. Stay~

I wish I had a fraction of that confidence and suave.

~Like seriously, save some for the rest of us!~

Hour…

You’re being very generous. 😅

I think I just burned a kilowatt of energy thanks to this meme. 🤤

I’m generally a nice person who wants to help and do right by other people. But, I also have to balance that with my abundant paranoia and distrust of people. So I dunno.

They certainly seem to be a master at it.

Can you all keep it down! You’re mathing too loudly for this time of night. Some of us have to get up early(ish).

So eating sandpaper makes your poop gold dust sparkly? Weeeeird.

It’s more than being rolled into Microsoft. It’s being owned by their AI team.

That explains why moths never lay eggs on me. 😱

Goddamnit. You win.

~I am laughing to myself at a bar, by myself. I hope people are wondering what’s so damn funny.~

Such a mid response from some wannabe-alpha. Maybe they should go simp their mom or w/e.

That would explain why it feels like my bank account is being sucked dry.

I have to admit that I absolutely love how licking sodium or chloride individually is very bad for you, but when you put them together, you can lick, eat, and even swim in it all day with minimal ill health effects.

Science. 💙

TIL I’m an opossum.

That has wasssssssssssuuuuuuuup vibes.

It could go either way. The benefit of faking an activist mesh network is tracking and surveillance for later retaliation.

To be fair, given what lengths the police will go to messing with protesters, would anybody trust some random mesh network?

Goddamnit, err, Ke$hadamnit. This is how religions get started.