It could be both. This administration is not exactly above being petty or manipulative.

~I know you know that, but it still should be said out loud at all available opportunities.~

Insane!

Yeah, it just sucks when that’s the majority of search engine results for something you desperately need an answer to, and there are no other sites with said information.

Sigh.

**unzips**

~Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!~

I wanted to take a moment to offer a different perspective. It sounds like your friend is disassociating. That doesn’t make him a bad dad. It just means he might be dealing with things that he is trying to protect himself from on an emotional level. I won’t try to conjecture what they are, because I don’t know him nor do I know his situation. And if you’re willing to take my advice, I’d suggest giving him the benefit of the doubt and just being there for him; whatever that may look like. You might even try to ask him about it (but be willing to accept that if there is something going on, he may not be ready or willing to talk about it).

Good luck to your friend.

It’s a shame he never had the pleasure of Bradford Pear trees in the spring. 🤢 🤮

Make a joke about the assassin for Charlie Kirk.

The Nobel Piece Prize should go to a slice of cake.

Goddamnit. Now I got that tune stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama!

All fluids are super.

~Who’s a super fluid? That’s right, you are! Super fluid! Now sit. Stay~

I wish I had a fraction of that confidence and suave.

~Like seriously, save some for the rest of us!~

Hour…

You’re being very generous. 😅

I think I just burned a kilowatt of energy thanks to this meme. 🤤

I’m generally a nice person who wants to help and do right by other people. But, I also have to balance that with my abundant paranoia and distrust of people. So I dunno.

They certainly seem to be a master at it.

Can you all keep it down! You’re mathing too loudly for this time of night. Some of us have to get up early(ish).

So eating sandpaper makes your poop gold dust sparkly? Weeeeird.

It’s more than being rolled into Microsoft. It’s being owned by their AI team.

That explains why moths never lay eggs on me. 😱

Goddamnit. You win.

~I am laughing to myself at a bar, by myself. I hope people are wondering what’s so damn funny.~