Everything beats this. Even an old leathery shoe.

Everybody give Spinosaurus a hand for having a good run. It took balls to see through the lies everyone was saying about T-Rex being Super Saiyan.

Earth? Wood comes from trees and other plants that both grow from the earth, and decompose back into the earth.

Careful, this is how you get zombies.

mates every night throughout its life…

only found in humans…

If you believe that, I’ve got some beach-front property in Arizona to sell you! 🤣

I still sometimes face the shelves because I’ve been there and I want to show solidarity.

Counseling is the way to go. It’s going to take a lot of time, a lot of opening up, and being honest with your counselor and yourself. Don’t expect to see results immediately. You will get frustrated with the process. But you have to keep going.

Also, don’t be afraid to find a new counselor if your current one isn’t working for you. And only you will know what that means. But when you find the right one, it will make a huge difference for you.

At the same time, you may need to give your therapist multiple chances. What I mean by that is that you will not always see eye to eye with them. And that’s okay; especially if they’re challenging you to move past something big. But if you constantly feel something is off, then trust your gut. This is about what’s best for you.

I genuinely wish you the very best of luck.

It could be both. This administration is not exactly above being petty or manipulative.

~I know you know that, but it still should be said out loud at all available opportunities.~

Insane!

Yeah, it just sucks when that’s the majority of search engine results for something you desperately need an answer to, and there are no other sites with said information.

Sigh.

**unzips**

~Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!~

I wanted to take a moment to offer a different perspective. It sounds like your friend is disassociating. That doesn’t make him a bad dad. It just means he might be dealing with things that he is trying to protect himself from on an emotional level. I won’t try to conjecture what they are, because I don’t know him nor do I know his situation. And if you’re willing to take my advice, I’d suggest giving him the benefit of the doubt and just being there for him; whatever that may look like. You might even try to ask him about it (but be willing to accept that if there is something going on, he may not be ready or willing to talk about it).

Good luck to your friend.

It’s a shame he never had the pleasure of Bradford Pear trees in the spring. 🤢 🤮

Make a joke about the assassin for Charlie Kirk.

The Nobel Piece Prize should go to a slice of cake.

Goddamnit. Now I got that tune stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama!

All fluids are super.

~Who’s a super fluid? That’s right, you are! Super fluid! Now sit. Stay~

I wish I had a fraction of that confidence and suave.

~Like seriously, save some for the rest of us!~

Hour…

You’re being very generous. 😅

I think I just burned a kilowatt of energy thanks to this meme. 🤤