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Unwelcome opinions.

Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they’re just giving them away. I’d like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.

Three, sir!

Somebody call a doctor… oh, wait…

If I were establishing a new country and that was a native animal, that bad motherfucker is going on my flag.

This person sounds like they know what they are talking about. Certainly I don’t know all of those words together in one sentence. Must be an expert.

When I was 14, but I asked if he had a sister cause I’m into girls with shaved heads, and he just waved his hand and gave me ADHD and then walked away.

I have the same thing. Maybe not quite that powerful, but as a kid I used to root out ant hills to shove sticks in and be a general terror. I thought it was normal until I started dating a girl and we went on a picnic and pointed them out saying we shouldn’t eat there. If I smash one it smells like someone opened a can of gas in the room.

Sounds like something a guy named Louie would think of.

In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.

I think at that point it’s just called a net.

Erectile dysfunction and invisibility? Is there anything artificial colors can’t do?

If you attach so much of your personality and self-worth on your hair, this is probably for the best. Time to do some inner-reflection and figure out something a bit more meaningful to tether yourself to.

Looks like a rum punch with Tabasco

Imagine calling yourself a journalist and publishing this story.

I get it. I just ate a fat hamberder for dinner and fell asleep on the couch watching youtube cooking shows. I’m not trying to run THE FUCKING COUNTRY, THOUGH.

If I have a bowl of rice, and one of the grains is actively trying to end my way of life, I don’t mind when someone shoots at it with an assault rifle.

We aren’t running out of humans, and we don’t live in a democracy…

No, you should definitely double down on your fascism. That’s a great side of history to be on.