Which oune wold yo souggest?

*Hannibal Lecter

Sure, you go and “curate” and put only half of the donation in the exhibition area and it’s “fine” but when my zoo gets a panda on loan and I decide to do the same, everybody’s all mad all of a sudden.

Honestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly “conservative” party), your parents may have been right.

Ah, simpler times. Why do I wanna play Pokemon Go now?

You and elon will just have to legally fight out the question of who invented the idea of building specific infrastructurally distinct transit ways specific to a certain type of vehicle optimised for transporting goods and people along those railroad tracks I mean hyperloops.

If you ask linguists, then “old as fuck” only dates back to the 14th century.

The cellphone has a range of 100km. That thing is amazing.

Any trained monkey can use it.

Ya know, I could have happily lived the rest of my life without knowing that and thinking of it every single time I’ll be seeing a toucan from now on, but noooo…

Pollars.

Absolutely catastrophic mismanagement.

Hard disagree. When the vultures gut and eat the racehorse they just bought, they’re perfectly happy with the outcome.

Has science gone too far? Find out in the scattered audio logs left behind in the mysteriously abandoned research complex.

Ahummm, well actually, * adjusts monocle * time travel is not possible and since nobody has invented time machines yet, neither of these scenarios would happen in reality.