Spray!

As a kid I used to put plastic cheese in between 2 slices of bologna and microwave for like 30 seconds. Then eat on a sandwich. I was thriving.

Just eat American cheese. That doesn’t mold cause it’s plastic.

This for real?

Vegetables aren’t real. They made up the classification just to sell things that aren’t fruits.

Please explain. I’m way too stupid.

How big of a burger you want?

That would be catastrophic.

Can somebody smarter than me tell me what this is trying to say? There’s a bar for surveillance year and birth year. But, for instance, 2012 is on the graph twice with different values. What does it mean?

Edit:

I think I got it. The graph is of “Autism rates in 8 year olds over time”. And the X axis should just be year (in 2 year increments).

Has it failed? Or have you failed at being loyal?

Is it tasty?

What about cauliflower?

How does one discover a virus in the ocean? Are there just viruses living in the ocean and scientists out there getting beakers of ocean water to microscope?

Eat lead to combat the microplastics. Got it!

I love a good blue flavored food.

The eyes can have it. I’m going away from that shit.

Calling a custodian a “funny little creature” is harsh.

I’d wait got the demonstration.

I am t-rexed!

If only we could create some sort of agreement with Iran where they wouldn’t build nuclear weapons. That would solve the problem without need for violence. Only somebody actively looking to start a war would walk away from a deal like that.

Maybe their fur is like a sequin sweater