If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?

I’d trust Kevorkian, but only if I’m ready to die.

I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you’re saying I should.

This is what we’re training LLMs on.

Life, uh, finds a way

The weirdest pizza we have in America, which people actually eat, is the one with pineapple. And that shit is gross and whoever created it should be shot. But british baked beans is even worse. I don’t want my beans in a bland tomato sauce. If you’re going to call something baked beans, at least do it the right way.

Fuckin assholes stole my idea and had it patented 30 years before I was born!

Til cubism has been around for 3000 years

why not both?

I don’t hate the Europeans for having fair working conditions. I hate the rich assholes that make my home country such a shitty place to live and work in.

It’s time to emulate the french and set the place on fire if they don’t start treating us fair.

bobcat goldthwait for me

Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.

Interestingly, gun control laws were implemented to keep guns out of the hands of minorities. Gun control is literally racist.

or my other favorite: Assume subsonic flow

nothing is stopping us from writing that, or finding evidence of it online.

welcome to the rest of your life. Find something you’re good at (liking what you’re doing is optional) and figure out how to get paid while doing it.

Okay

The Israeli flag belongs too though.

I’d like to say I’m the pig in the pickle car, but I’m actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.

fun fact, bats are members of the Sctrotifera clade, along with some other mammals that have scrotums. Interestingly, primates are not members of this clade.