A locked safe
Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.
Shoebox
Filled with jolly ranchers.
Cum box?
Bathtub.
Doritos
Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.
10/10 will rot in place, making more damage.
More or less damage than he’s currently doing?
To the structure of that building, more. Less everywhere, that’s the silver lining.
The whole what?
A dictionary.
Stuff from different decades just to confuse whomever finds it. Like get a Five Stairsteps album from a used record store, a Blue Oyster Cult 8 track, a Tecmo Bowl cartridge, a Boyz II Men CD, and a newspaper from yesterday.
“This guy… had good taste.”
Surprise the next guy to dig a hole there, by adding another hole underneath the hole.
Buy a plastic skeleton from a Halloween shop
No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔
Half a map
This is definitely the answer. Bonus points for contextless clues to getting the other half.
Plus references that it leads to the answer to the super secret nobody would believe, and untraceable riches to boot.
Me on Lemmy today:
Me on Lemmy today:
had no idea foundations were that thin. no wonder they crack so easily
You can have thicker ones by making them more thick
i don’t think they are, usually
Print out and laminate this entire post.
Termite treatment.
I’m weeping at the damage to those floorboards. Could they not have been lifted first?
EPIC TROLL!!!
Write a long ass book that’s filled with stupid stuff like “Fear not for I shall return from my deep sleep in 4*10^6 years and give the heavens (a bunch of virgin girls) to those who I find worshipping near the ground of this very hole you find the book I sent you” and toss it in.
DO NOT return in 4*10^6 years otherwise you wouldn’t have trolled the entire humanity.
Fill it with 3-4 more wholes.
Fill to the brim with turds
