Have you tried Firefokth?

I like to remind them that “against the law” can look extremely different depending on the administration at the time.

What, I’m supposed to give up my seat in case the tubby chick isn’t just a big fan of canolis?

I’m a software tester. I break everything I use whether I’m trying or not.

Their genetals, just like adults.

Why the fuck does an operating system have ANY rules relating to queerness?

It legit took me longer than it should have to realize it wasn’t talking about the tree people.

Anything but metric…

“Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?”

[If you’re in to science fiction fishing… ](http://www.listen.com/ to Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself by Haylock Jobson on Audible. https://www.audible.com/pd/B0CVCYB19Y?source_code=ASSORAP0511160007)

If you’re into science fiction fishing…

Don’t forget the overwhelming general apathy towards, and lack of participation in, politics the majority has.

Wild Wild West

Remember: a can of expanding foam can disable most any vehicle when sprayed in the right places.

Looks like it just got done with a marathon session going down on Big Bird.

No argument there.

Elon Musk is a foreigner that is directly causing our current problems.

Saw a thing once, maybe Mythbusters, that showed how beavers are attracted to the sound of running water and want to stop it. In the show, they got the beaver to dam a speaker by playing river/stream noises through it.

More or less damage than he’s currently doing?

Gandalf was going to tell a tale about Bilbo’s life during the party, and Middle Earth doesn’t have slide projectors.