Isn’t that how the US ended up with Trump in the first place?

Please use the full name:

“The Iran War: brought to you by The Epstein Files”

If we’re lucky, in billions of years this one will decide NOT to create “AI”.

Spoken like someone who knows nothing about zebras. They’re not striped because of camouflage; that’s their prison uniform, and they are all violent offenders.

Time to go to the thrift shop, buy some cheap digital camera, load the SD card with the worst malware, ransomware, and hacker viruses you can find, and then half-heartedly struggle before relinquishing your camera to the idiot ICE Gestapo ghoul.

I have 2 of these in my cupboard, given to me as a gift on two separate occasions from different people.

It’s like they know me or something.

How far back do the Epstein files go??

Trump was on a TV show for years, and the American people are fucking stupid. It’s the same way Reagan got the job.

Have you tried Firefokth?

I like to remind them that “against the law” can look extremely different depending on the administration at the time.

What, I’m supposed to give up my seat in case the tubby chick isn’t just a big fan of canolis?

I’m a software tester. I break everything I use whether I’m trying or not.

Their genetals, just like adults.

Why the fuck does an operating system have ANY rules relating to queerness?

It legit took me longer than it should have to realize it wasn’t talking about the tree people.

Anything but metric…

“Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?”

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If you’re into science fiction fishing…

Don’t forget the overwhelming general apathy towards, and lack of participation in, politics the majority has.