Somebody got high
Source: Been high
I am high now.
Source: dispensary
Am dispensary now.
Source: farms
Am farm now.
Source: seeds
Brother thinks I need substances to be whimsical
Not doubting ya! It’s the way they totally forgot about it and thought it was something ridiculous but later remembered everything that brings it home for me.
(Blink twice if it was the weed, but can’t say it, gurl.)
I will blink as many times as it is required for you to understand my sense of wonder is much stronger than weed.
Oh. I was joking about the weed but I guess you need a chill pill instead.
You may have misunderstood my propensity to dream, frolic, and play as hostility.
Hmm, there’s hardly a misunderstanding when I’m getting downvoted by you and told “as many times as I need to understand” but ok
Eh, I do think it is annoying when people make those kinds of comments, it’s usually weed guys too.
I am not hostile to you, just the toxic sentiment you carry.
Ok im sold, how do build my life around this mystical thing?
Sorry, we only worship crabs here. This here’s a crab town.
Are you built like a cult leader? How would you like a job.
I thought the beard was the only important part. What does built like a cult leader mean?
no im more of a mindless follower
It just needs a story. What stories have salmon?
Grizzly eats a salmon. Maybe that’s the basis of our creation myth. Is the grizzly bear an antagonist?
No, it’s an impersonal force. Our mythos rejects dualism; we have a time travel fish. The bear represents something else, like circumstance or cupidity.
The 5D Grizzly bear is fishing in the stream of time. The 4D salmon is doing its migration from the end of time to the beginning.
5D grizzly! Now we’re cooking, fuck yes
There will come a time when the distribution of 4D salmon will take the universe to equilibrium of mass. That is what will cause the universe to collapse into a big bang. The roe will cause uneven distribution pushing gravity to create stellar structures until equilibrium is once again reached. This is not a series of season but a continuum of spawning. We can only have faith in the now. Our purpose is null. In our insignificance we can choose our values. We can also not choose because whatever we are or were is not always true. The self is fleeting. Only the 4D salmon are true in theirselves.
Sounds like something from hitchhikers guide
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reading through your old notes can be a wild ride sometimes lmao
Like a certain alien species from The Xeelee Sequence?
Edit: woops wrong series. Does anyone know another series with an advanced alien civilization that sends themselves back in time to give birth to themselves? It’s right before the heat death of the universe due to another alien species that lives in stars.
Use the spoiler tags. Now I know Q is a 4-dimentional Salmon. The surprise is ruined.
It’s being weird for me. Let me just edit:
All salmonds are four-dimensionnal
Why did I mentally read that as “almonds” with an s at the front?
Because of of the extra d I put after salmon
The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!
[If you’re in to science fiction fishing… ](http://www.listen.com/ to Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself by Haylock Jobson on Audible. https://www.audible.com/pd/B0CVCYB19Y?source_code=ASSORAP0511160007)
Benjamin buttonesque
The only appropriate reaction for this I have right now is “Bruh”.
And the salmon is called sammy.
Puh ka puh ka
Is OP the ghost of Douglas Adams?
Xeelee Sequence is basically that
Hey that’s in Shadow Slave
