And the salmon is called sammy.
Puh ka puh ka
All salmonds are four-dimensionnal
reading through your old notes can be a wild ride sometimes lmao
Ok im sold, how do build my life around this mystical thing?
It just needs a story. What stories have salmon?
Grizzly eats a salmon. Maybe that’s the basis of our creation myth. Is the grizzly bear an antagonist?
No, it’s an impersonal force. Our mythos rejects dualism; we have a time travel fish. The bear represents something else, like circumstance or cupidity.
Sorry, we only worship crabs here. This here’s a crab town.
Sounds like something from hitchhikers guide
Somebody got high
Source: Been high
Brother thinks I need substances to be whimsical
Not doubting ya! It’s the way they totally forgot about it and thought it was something ridiculous but later remembered everything that brings it home for me.
(Blink twice if it was the weed, but can’t say it, gurl.)
I will blink as many times as it is required for you to understand my sense of wonder is much stronger than weed.
Oh. I was joking about the weed but I guess you need a chill pill instead.
I am high now.
Source: dispensary
Am dispensary now.
Source: farms
Am farm now.
Source: seeds
The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!
Benjamin buttonesque
Oh okay
Hey that’s in Shadow Slave
[If you’re in to science fiction fishing… ](http://www.listen.com/ to Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself by Haylock Jobson on Audible. https://www.audible.com/pd/B0CVCYB19Y?source_code=ASSORAP0511160007)
Like a certain alien species from The Xeelee Sequence?
Edit: woops wrong series. Does anyone know another series with an advanced alien civilization that sends themselves back in time to give birth to themselves? It’s right before the heat death of the universe due to another alien species that lives in stars.
Use the spoiler tags. Now I know Q is a 4-dimentional Salmon. The surprise is ruined.
It’s being weird for me. Let me just edit:
