If not me, who? If not now, when?

Gwar - Immortal Corrupter

All those “dragon types” charts you see call this a drake. I don’t really get that because drakes are ducks.

Don’t worry, I won’t tattle you out to @track_shovel@slrpnk.net

I’ve begun assuming any culture war rage bait bullshit is just Russian troll farms or their copycats. They poisoned the well on purpose, so I’ve decided to let them drink it instead. It isn’t always going to be accurate, but it’s great for my mental health.

So that’s what’s the matter with me

Omw to add too much butter and sugar and a little cornstarch to recreate the levain style cookie

That’s just what we need, Catholic RoboCop being tempted by the one ring, while it tries and fails to get big enough for his Kaiser roll fingers.

I feel profoundly incomplete, and always will, until I’ve put my life’s work and entire reputation on the line over an obscure academic point, on which I have violently disagreed with others in the field. Step one, find something I care about that much.

Oh… God damn it, my entire worldview of who sucks and who is cool has big red arrows pointing at where I ended up.

This feels like a copypasta from a better universe than ours

My wife got a prenatal MRI as part of a scientific study, so I got to see my kid’s MRI face. It’s truly one of the ugliest pictures of him in existence

That’s how you talk to someone with depression? Validate their hopelessness? Fuck off.

OP, voting is the bare minimum. You’re going to feel much more empowered joining your local climate protest group.

This looks amazing! Thanks

Putting the cool in “vast, and cool, and unsympathetic”.

Maybe for some, writing is a pleasant pastime. Maybe they even write well.

But my best work has always been a painful process. I believe, unwillingly and deep down, that creativity without pain is emptier somehow.

I love dholes. If I ever suffer a personality altering brain injury and become a serial killer, this is going to be my MO. Little whistles in the underbrush.

All corporate social media has my permission to die

If we’re talking about American politics in our lifetime, yeah this is tops. But it’s not history’s craziest politics by a long shot

I’ve been quite coffee dependent ever since about age 16. Sometimes I like to take a week off, facilitated by a massive two litre teapot. In summer, iced tea is my crutch of choice.

Hail Sedatin’

Now why would they be doing that?