I’d expect this but from Sky News Australia *squints*

Link without trackers:
https://youtu.be/icwDF8wRgF4

Please look for the boot.

Oh no, nobody tell Nintendo about this. They’ll be sharpening their copyrights and salivating over patents.

He wore it better 💅

I think of Pavlov’s Daughter

TIL Avenue Q was wrong, the internet was not built for porn.

Glucose–not even once!

Are you even sciencing if you don’t drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?

I wish they could stuff me to get rid of my wrinkles. Win win win 😏

It could be someone else censoring it and they just took the image

Stereosaurus Flex

Aww, I appreciate the intent but it’s a joke. Thanks for looking out for your fellow humans, though. Good human.

I feel insignificant, what’s the point of life even.

Shut up, nerd. Let us settle this the way our ancestors intended.

Shy OOP got cold feet for their peer review.

You sly dawg

Careful when programming near long, colorful socks.

I’ve noticed that sometimes my cat will meow from the other room so I’ll answer asking what’s up, making sure to say his name, and he’s usually content with that unless he approaches me. 🤷‍♂️

I’m so sorry but you’re getting unnecessarily aggressive over this. I don’t wish to participate or waste my time with someone who will willfully ignore or misinterpret what I’m saying. All your answers are above if you care to see things from my point of view. Thanks for the chat.