Why is Florida still there?
Wait are you serious? It’s the Mediterranean Sea
No, but I never miss a chance to punch down at Florida.
Every chance we can.
It’s actually mirrored Norway
Because the ocean will reach the middle of the continent trough the mountains North America has close to its West, not through the plains on the South-East.
Can’t you read a map?
America took viagra.
America needs to call a doctor, it’s infected now.
They tied the state to Trump and told him he gets to debate Biden. The hot air is keeping them afloat.
Florida survived 😣
Little known fact, Florida floats
America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.
It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.
On the bright side, new Italy unlocked
2nd Italy would be really nice about right now, ya know?
There it is, the long lost city of Atlanta!
“Turner Field, the Coca-Cola bottling plant the, uh…the airport.”
At first I was confused because Tennessee is a lot of mountains, so them getting covered with water was surprising
Then I saw Italy
Dear God, *hio still exists, truly the worst timeline.
Was wondering how the hell Florida was above ground when I saw the boot shape. Surprising that Saddam Hussein isn’t on this one.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay
Meanwhile in Scotland. Even with a worst case scenario we loose our coastal cities but not much else and the country looks nearly indistinguishable from orbit. Unfortunatley more or less all our cities are costal.
I’m Finnish, but also live on the coast.
And my city, Turku, has these signs all over the place about where the sea level used to be, like just a few thousand years ago. And those signs are at the top of a hill, where there’s an observatory.
So yes, I realize this a joke map (honestly, a giant, probably mostly freshwater sea, in the US would be a blessing). But what you’re describing is the main issue with climate change.
It’s not going to be “the day after tomorrow”. It will be coastal cities… which are… like nearly ALL of them… losing all their economic value. In the US when having this conversation I say “what do you do when any building in Manhattan is uninsurable? What do you do when it’s sure to have severe damage?”.
For most people there are plenty of places to go, but the “going” is going to be very, very ugly.
On the bright side a lot of the most valuble beach front tower blocks are just huge empty investment vehicles so the rich are going to take one for the team on this one.
Not as great as it seems. The thing is, everyone’s retirement is tied to real-estate. The numbers my vary country by country, but nearly all pension funds and mutual funds have significant exposure to real-estate that is just ignoring the issue that those properties may become uninsurable. That’s before what happens due to the economic disruption of all those cities slowly, then at an increased velocity, relocating.
It’s not going to be pretty.
This is so med.
I’d love to have a great seaside property in Montana. I’ll call up Aquaman Realtors ASAP!
We are going to lose some of our mountains to flooding
Who is we? Stop putting this at the feet of the poor and telling me it’s my job to fix what billionaires are causing
Nebraska will have the best pizza. It’s-a great news!
Oh sweet I’ll have some nice oceanfront property to inherit. Thanks global warming.
