I think the question OP didn’t want to ask was, “does all of this dick in my ass affect my poops?”

Dammit is this how we got the Lion & Wardrobe and such?

He’ll likely be restless by his 111th birthday.

I’ve had it so long it’s like a dark friend. It’s a release.

I came here to make sure someone had said this. I usually have a wolf spiderbro in my bathroom. I talked to one this morning in fact, he was a new, smaller one though. They’re great. Eat bugs, no webs. Not significantly dangerous at all.

Man, Ohio is now in Turkiye. Not sure if I’m more excited about the mountains or dreading the time in the restrooms.

It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.

Looks like a 200 year old joint. I once found a 20 year old joint in a graduation card we’d never opened. We still smoked it, probably had lost some potency but it still tasted fine and it worked as expected.

Yeah I’m up at 3-4 am every day so I’m waiting for our local ordinance to say it’s okay before I’m being loud. We have quiet hours 10p -7a. There are definitely people who make noise during the quiet hours though. I’m m in the US but I couldn’t care less about my lawn though. Probably some of my neighbors wish I did.

There is no mention of lawns in the post. Is this maybe supposed to be a response in one of the comment threads?

Having just eaten Taco Bell for lunch yesterday, they should have done some testing and charting of flatulent frequency using baseline testing and various amounts of Taco Bell and sauces.

I’m guessing you don’t have a car. Is there somewhere nearby you could walk to or bicycle to, for someone to meet you and pick you up? Then you would only be on camera leaving the house, not breaking any house rules. This isn’t about law, this is about your relationship with your mother. You can do what you want, but different actions may have different results in your family dynamics.

The reason is her mom could kick her out.

Distribution is the problem. Authoritarians left and right are the problem. I work for a nonprofit that feeds the poor and temporarily under resourced and the government is our biggest obstacle.

This is literally the future Jesus’ theoretical return presents but a lot of (not all) Christians aren’t on board.

That was a joke. Maybe end world hunger for a week.

Car supremecy is when there are no options but cars, and I live there.

He has dozed at other events but he didn’t actually here. It was a moment of prayer.

They’ll kick your ass too. Source: hiked hundreds of miles therein

Oh no! Anyway…