I could gladly listen to a song 5000 times, but when Spotify stops shuffling my playlist and plays the same 15 songs on repeat every day for a month I start to notice and get a little bothered! Don’t get me started on enhanced shuffle, either

My Internet is so slow right now that this picture took like 20 seconds to finally appear

The chortle when I finally saw it was absolutely worth it

The dunklesaurus

At first I was confused because Tennessee is a lot of mountains, so them getting covered with water was surprising

Then I saw Italy

I had a yellow jacket fly out of the blue then land on my heel and sting me for absolutely no reason! There wasn’t even a nest nearby!

Then a week later another yellow jacket landed on my arm and stung me right under my watch band

Pretty rude if you ask me

Actually Frankenstein was the incense scent

“we found your fingerprints on the body”

Yeah I may have reached my hand inside and felt around a little my bad

Hey! As a person who used to use reddit but got tired of how terrible it was then moved to the first Lemmy instance I could find, I… Agree? I’m not really sure.

I can kill a mosquito by clapping my hands

The pig would probably think I’m petting it or something

Edit: for the record I mean no ill will, I just thought it was funny to say because well, mosquitos are tiny!

YES

Don’t forget “getting 1 response to your comment”!

Maybe garage is just a class styling for a generic “room” After all, it’s got 4 walls and a few doors

I learned how to flintknap a little, and it was super fun. I heard buying rocks can be expensive if you don’t live near where they’re plentiful, but what hobby doesn’t get expensive? I went to the class with my brother in law and he got absolutely lost in the sauce working on his flint, and didn’t talk to anyone else there

It can be tiring but it’s definitely fun seeing what you’ve made (even if you’re not very good at it like me) and besides, you get to say you’re hitting rock/buying rock so there’s even more fun to be had!

No, it looks like something Windows automatically added to their chrome to enforce Bing, unless something changed recently and I didn’t know about it

Rockstar making GTA online be like: “Computer, here is a 512mb json file please download it from the server and then do nothing with it”

Fun fact, some meme generator websites use HTML canvas to show you a preview

Funner fact, you can right click on the canvas and select “copy image” to get a watermark free image (in my experience using imgflip at least)