My 13 year old daughter was called a Nazi at school because she’s of Jewish descent. Not Israeli, Jewish.

But don’t let that stop your enjoyment of this strawman comic that pretends like anti semitism plays Zero part in the reaction

Get outta here with yer facts and history!

I feel like I woke up in the movie Dr. Strangelove

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When I grew up evangelical, I was told that it didn’t matter because god was going to renew the earth when he shows up any second now.

That’s what they believe, that climate change is a distraction and we shouldn’t worry cause god will just medically deal with it

Being a guerrilla woman is tough. My friend’s mom told us stories about when she used to be a fighter. Her and her husband joined the Communist guerillas in Central America and were living in the jungle for a few years. Decades later she still has health issues from the contaminated water they were drinking most of the time. What’s worse is she told us how women were treated like objects in the guerilla army. Didn’t matter if you were married, if the commander or officers wanted you that night, it was an order, didn’t matter what you or your husband thought of it, they were told it was their duty to let it happen

Nah you just replace you with youse. Example:

Happy birthday to youse, happy birthday to youse. Happy birthday this fucking guuuuy! Happy birthday to youse!

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!

I’m sooooo close with French. I just need to buckle down for like a couple weeks and I’ll be fluent I think. I’ve always heard that’s a good one.

I dunno about useful but Japanese is beautiful and I want to learn it

And one more thing, make sure it loves to rape

I’m not even American. But I will be affected by your people’s absolute stupidity. Anything you Americans say is nothing but “durrrr” to the rest of the world now

I don’t want to hear another god damn word from young American leftists. All their moralizing, all their protesting, and they stayed home and allowed this. Fuck you assholes.

This thing will forever be the Goldeneye dish to me.

“For England James?”

Nine inch mandibles

Paul Walker died cause him and his friend were speeding and street racing. Similar to Ryan Dunn who died drunk driving. I think it’s been long enough to call them out and remind people they didn’t die as heroes, they died being idiots and luckily didn’t kill a bunch of innocent people with them

Your high school diploma. Nobody ever asks for it. No job I have ever held has asked for proof that I completed high school which I didn’t. My last job had a class they wanted me to take at a night school and that’s when they realized I didn’t have it after 7 years of competent, exceptional work, so they just shrugged and got me in there anyways

Does he know that women like nuns, and many others throughout history had short hair? Idiot. This is like that episode of it’s always Sunny turned to 11, the one where Dennis wants to shut down the salon giving women short haircuts

There’s a banked potato spot in my city that sells just baked potatoes with like 50 variations on the menu. You can get a baked potato topped with anything from chilly to brisket, vegetables, etc

I don’t think deliverance counts, it was a AAA movie with an A list cast

Did you know that in order to prepare for the psychologically demanding role of the Joker, Joaquin Phoenix was forced to memorize entire pages of dialogue, and had to sit on a chair every day, so that they could apply on the makeup.