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MinnesotaGoddam
i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i’m not referring to any specific communities or instances.
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Cake day: June 27th, 2023
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when am i supposed to eat my pie leftovers?
oh who am i kidding there are never pie leftovers. Jungkook save us from this nightmare so we don’t have to endure this mockery much longer
really? Because the Prince of Proboscis was talking smack about you, and he has a schnoz like a bent candy cane. i know you two used to mash face puckers. And then there’s billy buzzbutt? the homeless blood addict who invented molotov cocktails? that motherfucker gave you leprosy. And menopause. and i don’t even know how that is supposed to be contagious. He was ugly as sin. Then there was Virginialetta. I should call her.
that’s quitter talk
you’re not supposed to use your molars, bonesy
My balls or just any balls
I imagine its face would get cuter. Kind of like how lions will eat you if you don’t agree with me
That might be my favorite typo yet
I have like 10 of those addresses and could get more. No I’m not going to get them for you or doxx them, there are other folk in here who have the same list in mind (associated with the same cult) because like, just having that kind of list makes you suspect for like blood crimes and I’m really more down for gay crimes and maybe a little international arms snuggling Steven call me
i’m not sure who would send more angry emails: the pervs or the pearl clutchers
did they ever answer who the mama was?
flat pangea theory
Anyone else feel like that frog lately
wilford how we hardly knew yeetus
I just give them fake data. If someone knows the right fake data, it’s me.
Funny thing is, it turns out half my family uses the same fake data. They all really liked the last cat I had. The name of that cat (Jeff) is the color of the first car I had, and apparently two of my brothers did that exact same thing
all y’all are assuming i’d go through the doors. no. those shitty drop ceilings are real easy to walk around and get stuck on like a cat in a tree. man traps my ass.
and prosthetic testicle, or prosthesticle
merrily merrily merrily merrily life is for ice cream
“even ‘octopussies’?”
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