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Spectre@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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  • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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    Fixed this for you

    Not voting for Montgomery Burns.

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      Burns is no fool and trump is a huge fool. A fool with no decency for sure but still a fool.

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        Is there a treehouse of horror fusion of him and Homer?

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    Yea, this is a good comparison. A washed up, talentless, lying, cheating, stealing, has-been hack of a clown, or a pretty cool old guy that’s been around the world, has cool stories to tell, loads of wisdom but falls asleep every now and then… like the clown does at court.

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      Trump is FAR more dangerous than just some clown, you nailed it.

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        I’d say Sideshow Bob is more apt, only Bob was kind of smart.

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          How about Snake?

          • saltesc@lemmy.world
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            Quimby

    • anachronist@midwest.social
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      has cool stories to tell

      Biden has a history of telling crazy stories even before he went senile.

      https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/fact-check-biden-amtrak-grandfather-pittsburgh-bridge-debt/index.html

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        Hasn’t he like… repeatedly claimed that his uncle was eaten by cannibals?

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    Krusty doesn’t deserve this.

  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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    what’s weird about this is that Trump has been in The Simpsons plenty of times.

    Here’s Jeb kicking him in the nuts:

    one for the meme:

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      Serious question why did non of the bushes kick him in the nuts where are these evil fuxks when you need them?

      • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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        The bushes are old money. They punish people by overthrowing the country you live in.

      • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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        When the Supreme Court had vacancies, W was on the phone with Trump for hours, and provided a short list from the federalist society, They’re getting what they want, no issue with Trump.

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    Except Trump is also an old fool. It’s not better to say with clear speaking that he wasn’t responsible for all the things he screwed up, that he didn’t BADLY botch covid response, that he didn’t hand out money, that he didn’t support the vaccine he also took credit for making, that Jan 6 didn’t happen, that Charlottesville didn’t happen, that he didn’t call the neo nazis who killed a person ‘fine people’ that he didn’t stoke violence very intentionally. That he didn’t tell Proud Boys ‘‘stand down and stand by’’ that he isn’t calling for a dictatorship if he ever gets elected.

    Yes. Biden has a speech impediment, and clearly struggles with that particularly now that he’s getting quite old. But what he said wasn’t insane claims that reality is in fact not reality.

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      deleted by creator

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    I kinda feel like this is unfair to Krusty…

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      I’ve never seen anybody do Krusty so dirty. He’s just a depressed celebrity with substance abuse problems. Necessarily a bit shady, probably not a great role model, but there is a human being somewhere under that makeup!

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        Even Krusty’s dad eventually loved him.

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        Krusty also sometimes admits he’s wrong and apologizes. He goes back to his old ways soon enough, but it’s a cartoon.

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    Age up the clown some too with some wrinkles, that clown is 78, almost as old as the other guy.

    Also poor Krusty, being compared to Trump.

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    • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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      “Stuttered”

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        The bottom line is he could drool and only say the word potato and the fact is still that we are voting for a platform and a supreme court, not a public speaker.

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          That doesn’t give people license to lie about him.

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      I’m not a big fan of Mark Cuban, but his assessment of things after the debate is pretty dead on.

      https://x.com/mcuban/status/1806695973298610671

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        He lost me when he called Biden the “ethical candidate”. He is the less disgusting choice, but he is in no way an “ethical choice”.

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          I think he means ethical in the way he explained it after he said that- ethical in that he respects the oath of office and doesn’t use it to enrich himself.

          I am sure that Cuban is politically savvy enough that there is no such thing as a truly ethical president (except maybe Jimmy Carter).

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            guess again

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              I have never heard of that outlet and I don’t have any reason to give it my trust.

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        I want to know why Piers “Punchable Face” Morgan is even trying to weigh in.

        I guess he’s getting ready for the inevitable GB + US merger, thinking that countries should function like corporations.

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    They are both Gramps, Trump is just gramps wearing Kristy makeup.

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    I know it’s just a meme, but Krusty would be a silly and ineffective president at worst. You’d have to combine the worst traits of many of the shows most horrible characters to create someone similar to trump, and even then I’m not sure any character in that show attempted a coup and sent a mob to attack the Capitol.

  • WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world
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    This is way too accurate.

  • NutWrench@lemmy.world
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    Well, what are we supposed to do? Choose a presidential candidate who was born after the Battle of the Bulge?

  • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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    Simpsons did it again!

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    Onnnneee is the loneliest number that there ever was

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