Put a mini safe in there. Fill it with flat washers.
Print out and laminate this entire post.
Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.
10/10 will rot in place, making more damage.
More or less damage than he’s currently doing?
To the structure of that building, more. Less everywhere, that’s the silver lining.
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole
The whole what?
A dictionary.
A locked safe
Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.
Shoebox
Filled with jolly ranchers.
Cum box?
Bathtub.
Doritos
Buy a plastic skeleton from a Halloween shop
No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔
Me on Lemmy today:
Me on Lemmy today:
had no idea foundations were that thin. no wonder they crack so easily
You can have thicker ones by making them more thick
i don’t think they are, usually
Termite treatment.
Stuff from different decades just to confuse whomever finds it. Like get a Five Stairsteps album from a used record store, a Blue Oyster Cult 8 track, a Tecmo Bowl cartridge, a Boyz II Men CD, and a newspaper from yesterday.
“This guy… had good taste.”
Fill to the brim with turds
Surprise the next guy to dig a hole there, by adding another hole underneath the hole.
Half a map
This is definitely the answer. Bonus points for contextless clues to getting the other half.
Plus references that it leads to the answer to the super secret nobody would believe, and untraceable riches to boot.
I’m weeping at the damage to those floorboards. Could they not have been lifted first?
