A locked safe

The forbidden dicouraged bong :3

Do they still sell the Pipetting silly straws somewhere? I was in a Bio lab last week and they didn’t have any (but still told everyone to NOT pipette the E.Coli with their mouths) so I really want to try that now

Talking in brackets to say the thing you actually mean is so Autism coded (I do it too)

The software company I work for is killing all legacy on-prem software in 2025 and replacing it with a modular AWS based system of single-page websites. Many customers are old-school and hesitant about anything cloud-related, but it worked out beautifully so far. The shutdown hasn’t happened yet tho, so we’ll see how many lawsuits roll in when it does lol

Has that ever actually worked? Cause I know no examples of universally “reclaimed” words. Just some that are fine if you strictly use them to refer to yourself.

Oh, definitely my vacuum cleaner. I have never changed the bag on that thing. And I dread the day that it will become necessary.

Not exactly all instances, but all instances federated with and cached by your home instance. (Sometimes it doesn’t sync quite right)

I love the entire “Autistic Reporter” Series for some reason lol

Jambon-Beurre!! With some freshly baked warm Ciabatta-esque bread 😍

I am down to respectfully admire any snake, but moths freak me tf out sorry

LGTM!

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We use those too! The weather forecasting models are really important for calculating prices in the German Energy market. My company is even paying people extra for learning Fortran to do these tasks. It’s really weird to talk to 20-something y/o people who actively use Fortran.

My girl figured out how to get up to the cage around her heat bulb tonight. She got stuck up there for half an hour and then just gave up and fell. Truly scary creatures.

That snake is a Banded Krait and not poisonous but venomous.

Realistically? I’d play video games all day and die at 35. I kinda need work for the daily structure and the socialization.