You can take the sweater off when you’re not sleeping, but it has to be on at night no matter the temperature.

I think I would demand like 200k, just for the discomfort from the scratchiness. I already sleep with a winter blanket all year round so I wouldn’t mind how warm it would get.

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    Enough so that I can pay the AC bill during the night, cause healthy sleep requires low temperatures.

    Besides that, I will ask for as much as I can get away with.

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    Enough to meet the needs of me and my loved ones for the rest of our lives. I already can’t fucking sleep in comfortable conditions

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    I don’t think $200k is enough. That’s a lot of sleepless nights just from the itching. It would need to be enough money to afford to run my air-conditioning year round, on top of the mental anguish.

    Do I have to keep it on during sex?

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    Is this a sweater tailored to magically be uncomfortable for everyone or is this just a regular scratchy sweater? I actually like a lot of fabrics most people complain about for being scratchy, and I tolerate heat a lot - cold is usually my problem.

    So, I don’t know. If it’s something I can tolerate then something like 30k a year would make a great difference in my quality of life atm.

    If it’s something I can’t stand though, I think your 200k a year seems more reasonable.

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    idk the logistics of it bother me. I just get 1 sweater? Then it would need to be enough money i both wouldnt have to work and could hire someone to wash it for me every night. Also can i wear a shirt under it to prevent nip chafeing?

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    200k per year, maybe. I have a heavy wool sweater like something a North Sea sailor in the 1800s would wear, I can’t handle it without a thick long sleeved shirt underneath because of how rough and itchy it is. It’s also incredibly warm. Sleeping in that thing would be like having a full time job every night.