Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.
Also Sarah, after she’s grown up about 15 years. She’s also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.
This is a totally normal way to think, right? 🙃
Labyrinth is a world where wishes come true, especially sexually charged but confused ones.
So I think your logic is spot on.
Jareth seems at least a little ungay considering his infatuation with Sarah.
As for Bowie: https://youtu.be/xxIBftflGvg
Bowie was packing in the girl-coming-of-age story. Wild stuff.
The past is a foreign country. France, I think.
bowie pretending to be gay so hard to get along with his pals
Bowie was at least bi, him and Jagger hooked up, I think only the music video of the ordeal was released
there were two videos you could have linked, and you linked the right one.
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I’m going as Joe/Manco/Blondie from the Dollars trilogy. My girlfriend was originally going to go as cowboy (cowgirl?) Barbie but that might be changing now
Mr Clean. Easy and one of the handful of bald friendly costumes.
If I do anything I’ll make a makeshift Anti-woke Taskforce uniform.