ALQ

Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.

Also Sarah, after she’s grown up about 15 years. She’s also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.

This is a totally normal way to think, right? 🙃

My cat. Everything else in my room brings me either misery or a feeling of meh. Cat brings joy, which is difficult for me to obtain.

And lo, Lemmy’s next meme of the week was born

Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:

…I know I’m not totally face blind, but I would not be able to tell those women apart in a lineup.

The side with the steering wheel, duh. How you gonna drive the bed without the wheel?

Yeah, the skin is the least filling, and he appears to only be eating the faces. So wasteful.

I’ve enjoyed reporting their emails as spam. It’s the last “fuck you” I can give them without just ignoring them completely.

Yeah, well, I don’t want your inhumane filth in my species, senator asshat, but we don’t always get what we want.

Here’s to hoping his vengeful god strikes him down with something atrocious.