Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait…yes…exactly like that.
Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.
Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.
“Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!”
Advanced facial necrosis
Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:
Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.
“Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out.”
Looks like they drank too much RadiThor
Need a new ENT doc?
