My whole existence is flawed jawed

You bring me closer to maw

Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.

The three pairs of boots got me.

Can’t see a spoonwilliam without thinking of this

Sounds like a Cowboy Bebop episode involving smuggled fissile material.

While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I’d have to go with B so the tie doesn’t get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.

On my phone, the bottom was just cut off. I searched for way too long before realizing that.

Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.

Our Grains Not Brains campaign to convert more zombies to a plant-based diet met with minimal success at first, but after slicing the brains to mimic bread slices as an intermediary step it remains unsuccessful.

🎶Their stripes are better than yours 🎵

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🎶Everybody’s free (to take off their skin) 🎵

I learned about this from a book I really enjoyed called Nature’s Nether Regions. The part about spiders was pretty weird as well.

🎵My brain: highly developed olfactory processor

Your brain: anxiety possessor 🎶

Mass Effect has a similar idea. There are species that eat levo foods and ones that eat dextro foods.

They’re my second favorite thing that pokes out from a stegosaurus!

But what does it taste like?

Stegosaurus!

Oh thank god the tumors aren’t dry.