While most undead choose to remain in a similar configuration to when they were alive, many take the transition to explore new roles. Larry C. is undergoing training to become a gigantic chicken. While the structure of the legs may make some chicken tasks more difficult, the uncanniness more than makes up for any hardships according to over 85% of workers polled.


Much like a claymore, the apple is a directional munition. The stem goes towards the doctors; the user should always see the apple anus. New users can remember this with the phrase, “Kiss their ass goodbye.”